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rhapsody-tardisblue: kanayas-quivering-member: nerdocity: I...

Sat, 11 May 2013 02:06:13 -0400

kanayas-quivering-member:

nerdocity:

I saw this on Facebook, though it was worth a share.

Dear chris,

I came back from a hard walk down to the grass market to find that you had put cups of water all around my room, and writen on my door “revenge kenny” with tooth paste.

This was a mild inconvenience.

So upon finding this we at 18/3 started plotting on how to return the favour.
So i put it to you Chris.

I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.

As you can see from the following photo I have taken your door handle and the 4 screws to hold it ont the door.
I have also taken all the cups of water from my room and placed them outside your room, following this I took the water which we used to clean the tooth paste off my door and filled some of the cups with it.

In several of these cups are hidden the 4 screws.

My game to you is you must drink EVERY cup of water/toothpaste to then find the 4 screws. You may be thinking you can just empty them out and find the screws that way rather than drinking them. However unless you actually drink them ALL, I will not give you the clue as to where your door handle is hidden.

The choice is your Chris…

Stay locked out.

or drink it all.

HOLY SHIT IS THIS GUY ACTUALLY SATAN???

excellent.

bird-on-a-leash: paperwhale: claydols: your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is...

Sat, 11 May 2013 00:30:34 -0400

bird-on-a-leash:

paperwhale:

claydols:

your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.

I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.

elessar2931: consultingelf: lizzledpink: kirathrace: shows before bros #flicks before...

Sat, 11 May 2013 00:27:15 -0400

elessar2931:

consultingelf:

lizzledpink:

kirathrace:

shows before bros

#flicks before dicks #tales before males #scenes before peens #fictional lands before prostate glands

fictional lands before prostate glands

my new motto

herrschtick: the most annoying thing i see on tumblr is when a gif has a whole sentence but if u...

Sat, 11 May 2013 00:26:26 -0400

herrschtick:

the most annoying thing i see on tumblr is when a gif has a whole sentence but if u watch the persons lips they only say one word of it

ahemily: ahemily: guys im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you...

Sat, 11 May 2013 00:24:06 -0400

ahemily:

ahemily:

guys im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’)

edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg

HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD

defuzzification: entertainingwealthybitches: 90sdefect: ghdos: the4mat: andross: Are people...

Sat, 11 May 2013 00:23:27 -0400

defuzzification:

entertainingwealthybitches:

90sdefect:

ghdos:

the4mat:

andross:

Are people really mad about Leonardo DiCaprio saying nigga in Django?

He was playing a slave owner in the South during the mid-1800’s.

The hell you want him to say?

“young black man”

“African American chap”

“Young Brutha”

“beautiful chocolate fellows”

apatheticghost: my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT...

Fri, 10 May 2013 21:10:21 -0400

apatheticghost:

my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”

"Today, after a 72 hour shift at the fire station, a woman ran up to me at the grocery store and gave me a hug. When I tensed up, she realized I didn’t recognize her. She let go with tears of joy in her eyes and the most sincere smile and said, “On 9-11-2001, you carried me out of the World Trade Center.”

Fri, 10 May 2013 17:07:13 -0400

johnlock-consulting-husbands:

meeeeeeoow:

This is worth a reblog.

I don’t care who you are or what kind of blog you have. This should always be reblogged.

bunnywith: carry-on-my-consulting-tardis: m0rtality: Due to...

Fri, 10 May 2013 17:01:21 -0400

bunnywith:

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

m0rtality:

Due to high sulfur levels, inhabitants of the Izu Islands had to wear gas masks to survive. What results? Some of the scariest wedding photos ever.

are you my husband?

omg

tbfhidk: bdelycleon: sugashane: The State. This never gets...

Fri, 10 May 2013 17:00:47 -0400

tbfhidk:

bdelycleon:

sugashane:

The State.

This never gets old.

big ass clowns

kittenmesis: golarryorgohome: you-cant-stop-the-moriparty: cas...

Fri, 10 May 2013 16:57:35 -0400

kittenmesis:

golarryorgohome:

you-cant-stop-the-moriparty:

cassjaytuck:

fancy-fangirl:

thatamericanhoney:

melodyofamadman:

THIS IS SO GENIUS I JUST STARTED CRYING

That. Is. Amazing.

Ohmygosh. Brilliant

i don’t get it.. :(

^ because a thief would assume all the locks are locked, and therefore try to unlock all six. Since three aren’t, those ones would be locked in the attempt.

timelordofaincrad: castayel: busket: thetuffthorston: that-le...

Fri, 10 May 2013 16:47:48 -0400

timelordofaincrad:

castayel:

busket:

thetuffthorston:

that-lex-kid:

deadjosey:

ive-been-triggered-by-kankri:

redbloodedamerica:

This is ingenious.

mcdonalds needs to do this

WHAT

okay but I’m actually really scared that the lid of the drink is going to come off or something

//the way this works is that it stops about 2 inches above the top (the hole only big enough to go that far without ripping) so you wouldn’t have to worry about the lid coming off!

it’s really a brilliant idea. it cuts down on the amount of materials used, and space it takes up. all around good engineering.

from the looks of it it might be recycled materials too? if not then it should be.

it frees up your other hand from having to carry your drink but also doesn’t shove the cold drink next to the warm food

brilliant!

IT HAS A FUCKEN STRAW HOLDER!!!

hanniballecters: “Friendship, knitting, ….murder” omg

Fri, 10 May 2013 16:44:05 -0400

hanniballecters:

“Friendship, knitting, ….murder”

omg

urimoo: by キャラメリゼ・ナイトフィズ

Fri, 10 May 2013 16:43:30 -0400

urimoo:

by キャラメリゼ・ナイトフィズ

f-word: spam & eggs with instant noodles photo by roboppy

Fri, 10 May 2013 16:42:47 -0400

f-word:

spam & eggs with instant noodles

photo by roboppy

futsu-no-mitama: 南瓜とるて

Fri, 10 May 2013 16:42:04 -0400

futsu-no-mitama:

南瓜とるて

pokepokepewpew: by もかん

Tue, 07 May 2013 16:42:55 -0400

pokepokepewpew:

by もかん

vanilaputih: Too cute. I can’t handle it.

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 17:58:39 -0400

vanilaputih:

Too cute. I can’t handle it.

rocketgruntcarlos: how to effectively use a master ball •have a master ball •find a wild...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 11:11:32 -0400

rocketgruntcarlos:

how to effectively use a master ball

•have a master ball

•find a wild magikarp

•use master ball on magikarp

•save your game

figurants: they call them “goosebumps” because there are little, tiny, microscopic geese living...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 01:16:34 -0400

figurants:

they call them “goosebumps” because there are little, tiny, microscopic geese living inside of you and when you’re in a cold place they think they have reached the north and they all try to get out